“Nemo…Where are you?!?! Nemo!! Where are you son?!”, shouted the concerned father across the crowded streets of Russia.
“What happened sir, are you looking for someone?”, asked the helpful Russian Police Officers
“Sir, I am looking for my son, I had adopted him, we happily lived in Paris, he is missing since the beginning of the year, I have been looking for him. I was told he might be here. Please help me find him. Please officer please! I have been looking for him since the start of the World Cup! I just cannot find him”
“Ok! Ok! Stop! We will help you! Do you have any picture of his?”, asked the cops in a heavy voice.
“I call him Nemo, here, this is his picture”
“What the hell?!?! You don’t look like his father!?”, said the cop getting annoyed
The man looking annoyed, pours a plate on his head and says “Happy?!”
“Alpha to Charlie, Finding Neymar, Copy, Over”, said the cop over the radio.
“Good news sir, He has finally turned up today, he is safe, diving and dancing “, confirmed the Cop.
“Thank you very much, Sir! I am glad he finally showed up today!”