Top Bottom Food Chain of IPL


PBKS & KKR – Two Kinds of Lion Over One Cuppa Chai


Paaji is at the stove.

Ginger — crushed, dropped in with conviction. Cardamom — two pods, no discussion. Saffron — three strands, not four, not two.

Froth rises. He blows it down. Adjusts the flame.

“Paaji. IPL.”

“Talk,” he says. Still facing the stove.

Stove aka The Lab

I tell him about KKR. Highest auction purse — ₹64.30 crore. Cameron Green for ₹25.20 crore, the most expensive foreign player in IPL history. A coalition built to dominate.

Then, before Match 1: Harshit Rana — knee surgery, gone. Pathirana — injured, unavailable. Mustafizur Rahman — released before bowling a single ball. Andre Russell — retired. Jersey number 12, quietly hung on the wall.

What remained was Cameron Green, hunting mostly alone. Nine games later — one win, delivered not by the ₹25.20 crore man but by Rinku Singh, last ball, fine leg, six.

Paaji stirs. Says nothing.

You can’t see me. On the points table!!

“The African lion,” he says finally. “Full mane. Loud roar — travels five miles. Big pride. Big prey. Big theatre.” He glances at me. “Hunt success rate — twenty-five percent.”

The African Lion – Royalty at the hilt of glory!

He lets that land.

“Three out of four hunts. Nothing.”

“KKR built the African lion pride. Then the pride dissolved before the season. And a lion without his coalition—” he taps the pot “—cannot hunt alone.”

He pulls his phone out. Punjab Kings badge. The lion looking back at us.

“This,” he says, “is not an African lion.”

“Asiatic lion. Indian lion. Only in Gir, Gujarat. Smaller mane — you can see the ears. Softer roar. Smaller pride — two, three, tight unit. No open plain. Forest hunting. Terrain. Each other.”

He turns.

“Same animals. Same trees. Season after season. Hunt success rate — higher. Because they don’t waste energy on theatre.”

“Eighteen years Punjab Kings put this lion on their chest and hunted like the African one. Big names. Big auction. Nine different captains in ten seasons. Nine.” He shakes his head slowly. “Every year — new voice, new philosophy, same confused animals.”

Every other franchise passing by the Punjab Kings in the past.

He blows the froth down again.

“You know what the Asiatic lion never does? Changes its forest every season.”

Then Ponting came. Then Iyer. Twenty-one players retained. Same forest. Same family. Second season, same flame.

Currently unbeaten. NRR plus 1.420. Three points clear.

The Lion where it belongs. Top of the food chain called the points table!

“The Indian lion was once down to twenty animals in the whole world.” He pauses. “You know what saved them? Same forest. Same family. Year after year.”

He pours. Two cups. Hands one across without asking.

I sip.

I sip. With Swag.

The ginger hits first. Then cardamom. Then the saffron arrives underneath everything — quiet, deep, inevitable. I open my mouth to say something about it.

Paaji raises one hand.

“If it were truly that great,” he says, “you would have made the sound.”

I look at him.

He sips.

Suddupaaaaaah.

One eyebrow. Back to the cup.

Outside, a points table is being updated. Punjab Kings at the top.

The badge was never wrong.

They just spent eighteen years trying to be the wrong lion.

The Wrong Lion of PBKS. Now in KKR.

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